I use my Chinese star to pick the lock and steal your car!

Not only am I one wicked amateur photographer, but a killer part-time ninja.

Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke.

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Note: All witty comments plus subject title (all of which were italicized) were ruthlessly stolen from Steve Oedekerk (Kung Pow! Enter the Fist) and from Sifl & Olly. Respectively. Biznatch.